Guys. I think Henry would be a great Kpop video reactor and I know he won’t go the YouTube route so I decided to just play him SHINee’s comeback stage and secretly transcribe his candid exclamations. He eventually caught on so I just started to flat out ask him questions which he answered less than enthusiastically.
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“Key did that to his hair?”
“What the fuck is Key wearing? It looks like someone found a bag on the street and cut it up and said ‘here wear this’.”
I don’t know but it probably cost like $6000.
“Is Taemin wearing a jumpsuit and it’s not pulled all the way up? It looks like a jumpsuit from the 70s.”
And then he caught on to what I was doing and stopped saying stuff. :(
“There’s lots of color. But I don’t get it. What am I trying to get?” – This was when I asked him if he liked their comeback concept.
Other things to note:
- Henry doesn’t have a SHINee bias (it’s probably Taemin but he’s too afraid to admit it because I’m super territorial over my biases.)
- “Yeah that would probably go over real well,” when I suggested that he dress like Minho the next time he has to make a Faygo delivery at work.
- “Not Key!” – when I asked him who he thinks is the best dressed.
- “No,” – when I asked him if he was worried that one of them would fall off a chair.
- “Yeah,” – when I asked him if he likes the song and this is ALL THAT MATTERS. HENRY IS SHAWOL (non-Kpop-fan translation: SHINee fan).