I was updating Henry’s fake LiveJournal today and starting read some of the old stuff, for the LOLs. I came across this one and I don’t know why, but it made me laugh so hard and shit goddamn did that feel good. Maybe you might need a little pick-me-up today, too, so I am sharing. (Remember, “Hoover” calls me “Ruby.”)
Wed, Apr. 2nd, 2008, 01:03 pm
OMG i gots email!!
guyz some broad sent me a messige to my LIVejournal inbox!! HOw did she no the address i wonder?!?!
newayz this is what its sayin:
Hello Dear new friend
my name is sharon i saw your profile at www.livejournal.com and i found pleasure to write you as my my friend so that we can
each othere,please mail me through my email address
(email@example.com)so that i will send you my pic for you to
who i am for the love and pleasure i have develpoed in your lovely
profile i awaits your lovely reply as soon as you get this mail.
please please please contact this email directly
i think what she is tryin to say is this?
“Hoover i seen ur picture on lj and frist i was like omg john black! but then i seen the real pictures and even though u is not srsly stud-like with catapiller eye brows like JOHN BLACK, i can see that u prolly have a decent working steve johnson* inside ur pantz. ruBY sounds like a fat dyke u should dump her better yet stab her to death and throw her in a dumpster outside Planned Parenthood and then POOP on her to, and then u and me can make babies and sell them for BOOZE.
i have big tits.
i am gonna wait for ruBY to go to work and then i will be writing a nice reply. i will give her my phone number, and my social security # to, prolly.
*STEVE JOHNSON HE IS MY 2ND FAVE GUY ON DAYS OF OUR LIFES ONLY BECAUSE BO IS LIKE DYING RIGHT NOW AND LOOKS UGLY (i is three weeks behind so if he is dead now or somehow got a new pnacreas, plz do not tell me!!!!)