Tweets: It’s Fucking Hot Today

Urgent. Will die without reading.

• 20:30 Sometimes Henry starts to look quasi-young to me, but then I piss him off and he looks grizzled again. #
• 23:54 Xmas card business? I just quit you. #
• 10:07 Sitting here with Cars fruit snacks adorning my arm, courtesy of Chooch. I guess I’m the Saturday art project. #
• 11:56 Today I’m wearing my newly made Bela Karolyi shirt and prepared for no one I encounter to get it. #
• 12:29 HENRYS TAKING ME TO A SHOOTING RANGE!!! Someday, he said. Not today. Of course. #
• 13:29 I have to pee. #
• 13:42 Blake and I tried to get Henry to take us to Adult World but Henry said he doesn’t want to look like a pervy parent. #
• 13:43 He doesn’t need a porn shop for that though. #
• 13:56 Walked into a diner and EVERYONE turned to gawk at my shirt. OK fine that’s a lie. But my boobs do look big in it. #
• 14:09 twitpic.com/8r8c – Asshole Alert #
• 14:13 Henry keeps piercing my soul with admonishing glances and clenching his fists. #
• 14:19 Blake just asked henry if he ever bought a hooker & henry totally lied & said no. I yelled TELL THE TRUTH & got eviscerated by a Look. #
• 16:09 twitpic.com/8rw1 – Henry So So Pretty #
• 19:37 Chooch just pissed on my cat. #
• 22:16 Omg I really think printing out the mugs of serial killers is going to be the demise of our relationship. #
• 22:31 I love you, australia. #
• 11:45 Chooch’s last poop was fucking neon green. All lit up like a Heineken sign, Jesus Christ. #

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