Urgent. Will die without reading.
- 14:49 I hate that the combined forces of humidity and rain make my house sweat. #
- 15:21 Thanks to surprise issues of Good Housekeeping being mailed to me, I’ve been finding lots of new tasks for Henry. #
- 17:16 Trying to get Chooch to replace “asshole parade” with “rainbow muffin”. #
- 19:38 Fucking humidity enlarges my pores like a penis in a virgin anus. HATE. #
- 20:28 @satanmetalady :( I was thinking the same thing earlier, only “if I lived by myself” lol. #
- 22:05 Blake met a girl at the mall and named her Cortez because she looked Mexican, and she still gave him her number. #
- 22:37 I didn’t sign on for a second degree assault party. #
- 22:47 Janna thinks my photos are excelsior #
- 23:50 Fuck it, pizza. #
- 00:18 I don’t make enough outfits with twine and cardboard. #
- 11:25 We like to make fun of that which we don’t understand. #
- 11:33 We’s goin’ to a real life art myooseeim ta’day. Gettin all cultyooral n shit. #
- 13:20 Chooch and his damn legs. #
- 14:00 twitpic.com/bko8 – Conveniently placed Moo card #
- 14:00 twitpic.com/bkof – I am here. #
- 14:27 Note: never take Henry to art museum again. #
- 14:36 twitpic.com/bkvh – Art. Observe. #
- 15:00 twitpic.com/bl07 – Chooch was non-assholey at the gallery so he got presents. Wish I could say same for Henry. #
- 15:51 Chooch gave himself an intensive Vaseline treatment. #
- 19:05 Can’t wait until the day we can go to a restaurant without clenching in fear of a tantrum. #
- 10:35 Asked my mom to help me decorate for halloween. And by “help” I mean “do it all for me” #
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00:18 I don’t make enough outfits with twine and cardboard.
i have to agree with this sentiment.
also- love the robot plate.