Nov 21

Corned Tweets

Category: tweets

Urgent. Will die without reading.

  • 16:48 How do you know how deep to go before its real. #
  • 17:46 I got a papercut and two guys rushed to get me a bandaid. Having boobs rules. #
  • 23:41 I just gushed, “I would probably die without the CW” and Henry mumbled, “I’ll see if I can cancel it.” Someone’s getting a Draino enema. #

  • 15:37 It’s amazing how much more savory work is when you have like, five work crushes. #
  • 16:14 about to plan my next game night and EVERYONE is invited. Well, maybe not rapists, murderers, Elizabeth Hassleback.
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    But other than that…. #

  • 01:20 I have never died in anyone’s arms, tonight or any night ever. #

  • 15:37 It’s amazing how much more savory work is when you have like, five work crushes. #
  • 16:14 about to plan my next game night and EVERYONE is invited. Well, maybe not rapists, murderers, Elizabeth Hassleback. But other than that…. #
  • 01:20 I have never died in anyone’s arms, tonight or any night ever. #

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6 comments

6 Comments so far

  1. priest November 21st, 2008 7:31 pm

    was that an 80’s song reference? if so kudos to you

  2. Tuna Tar-Tart November 21st, 2008 8:12 pm

    Cutting Crew, holla!

  3. priest November 21st, 2008 8:23 pm

    Holla!!

  4. buenomexicana November 22nd, 2008 11:48 am

    yeah, fuck off e. hassleback!!!!

  5. priest November 22nd, 2008 2:12 pm

    i musta missed it, what did hasselbeck do?

  6. Tuna Tar-Tart November 22nd, 2008 6:07 pm

    I dunno, I just picked her at random.

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