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  • 16:48 How do you know how deep to go before its real. #
  • 17:46 I got a papercut and two guys rushed to get me a bandaid. Having boobs rules. #
  • 23:41 I just gushed, “I would probably die without the CW” and Henry mumbled, “I’ll see if I can cancel it.” Someone’s getting a Draino enema. #

  • 15:37 It’s amazing how much more savory work is when you have like, five work crushes. #
  • 16:14 about to plan my next game night and EVERYONE is invited. Well, maybe not rapists, murderers, Elizabeth Hassleback.
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    But other than that…. #

  • 01:20 I have never died in anyone’s arms, tonight or any night ever. #

  • 15:37 It’s amazing how much more savory work is when you have like, five work crushes. #
  • 16:14 about to plan my next game night and EVERYONE is invited. Well, maybe not rapists, murderers, Elizabeth Hassleback. But other than that…. #
  • 01:20 I have never died in anyone’s arms, tonight or any night ever. #

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  6 Responses to “Corned Tweets”

  1. was that an 80’s song reference? if so kudos to you

  2. yeah, fuck off e. hassleback!!!!

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