Urgent. Will die without reading.

• 14:06 I love how lastfm slips in Metro Station on synthpop radio. #
• 19:31 Once my friend Cinn and I bought an order of Hush puppies and paid with a baggie of Susan B Anthony coins. Thems were the dayz. #
• 10:07 When I laugh so hard I get hiccups from reading a poem I wrote about a tampon, it might be a good time to get medicated. #

• 20:10 My boss is trying to get me to do the Hangin Tough dance. #
• 20:15 They haven’t learned that I dance for snacks. #

• 12:59 Apparently, I can find ways to botch a simple request of “do not answer the door.” #
• 16:37 I don’t know why I act appalled every time I’m dicked over considering how often it happens. #
• 16:50 twitpic.com/13zu3 – But then I got tickets to this, so my dicky friends can suck one. #
• 20:41 Tonight could restore my faith in friendships. #
• 23:04 I thought I knew how to play Gin but I guess I really am just a card retard. #
• 23:05 Or else henry is changing the rules so I can’t win. #
• 23:08 I’m an accidental winner. #
• 23:28 I LOVE GIN. #

• 00:42 Evidently henry doesn’t think its sexxxy when I drunkenly thrash to Europe and then slam my hand down accidentally in a jar of salsa. #
• 00:43 But I’m like, are u kidding? I’d totes have sex with myself right nowz0rz. #
• 00:48 I WISH I COULD EAT AN ICE CREAM CONE WITH GIADA DILAURENTISSSSSSSS ROAARRRRRRR!!!!!!! #
• 00:50 HAY I HAVE HOLE IN MY SHIRT HOW DID THAT HAPPEN WHUT #
• 11:55 Give Henry the remote and it magically becomes Stupid Movie Day every time. #
• 13:05 I would rather listen to songs from Barney than one more fucking round of that hideously god awful Go Steelers aural horror. #
• 14:52 SHUTOUT #

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