Urgent. Will die without reading.
- 14:06 I love how lastfm slips in Metro Station on synthpop radio. #
- 19:31 Once my friend Cinn and I bought an order of Hush puppies and paid with a baggie of Susan B Anthony coins. Thems were the dayz. #
- 10:07 When I laugh so hard I get hiccups from reading a poem I wrote about a tampon, it might be a good time to get medicated. #
- 20:10 My boss is trying to get me to do the Hangin Tough dance. #
- 20:15 They haven’t learned that I dance for snacks. #
- 12:59 Apparently, I can find ways to botch a simple request of “do not answer the door.” #
- 16:37 I don’t know why I act appalled every time I’m dicked over considering how often it happens. #
- 16:50 twitpic.com/13zu3 – But then I got tickets to this, so my dicky friends can suck one. #
- 20:41 Tonight could restore my faith in friendships. #
- 23:04 I thought I knew how to play Gin but I guess I really am just a card retard. #
- 23:05 Or else henry is changing the rules so I can’t win. #
- 23:08 I’m an accidental winner. #
- 23:28 I LOVE GIN. #
- 00:42 Evidently henry doesn’t think its sexxxy when I drunkenly thrash to Europe and then slam my hand down accidentally in a jar of salsa. #
- 00:43 But I’m like, are u kidding? I’d totes have sex with myself right nowz0rz. #
- 00:48 I WISH I COULD EAT AN ICE CREAM CONE WITH GIADA DILAURENTISSSSSSSS ROAARRRRRRR!!!!!!! #
- 00:50 HAY I HAVE HOLE IN MY SHIRT HOW DID THAT HAPPEN WHUT #
- 11:55 Give Henry the remote and it magically becomes Stupid Movie Day every time. #
- 13:05 I would rather listen to songs from Barney than one more fucking round of that hideously god awful Go Steelers aural horror. #
- 14:52 SHUTOUT #
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i wish you would do the hangin’ tough dance!
remember that stupid dance you made me do outside the first time we ever hung out?
so what did you get tix to, the pic isn’t working
That’s stupid, I wonder how I managed to do that, lol.
It’s for the “Where’s the Band?” show this Saturday at Small’s.