Jan 28 2009

Art Promo: It Must Be Friday

Category: art promo,super dumb stories

finnFinn is a man of habit.

Every Monday he can be found at the corner deli, ordering five pounds of blood pudding and pig knuckles.

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And even though he always orders the same thing, Finn never fails to go through the motions of someone with an unmade mind, causing the line behind him to snake out the door.

Each Tuesday, you’d be hard-pressed to find him anywhere but the local record shop, buying up the latest polka albums released that day.

Wednesday was laundry day, and you could find Finn starching stacks of long johns and jock straps.

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He always uses the second to the last washer on the left-hand side at Worshell’s Wash House. If it was being utilized, he simply wrenches open the door and tosses some stranger’s  partially laundered clothing into a heap on the cracked linoleum floor.

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“Been using that one too long to stop now,” he once said when asked what the fuck his problem was.

Thursdays, well, no one knows what Finn does on Thursdays. But anyone will tell you that it’s the only day smoke comes out his chimney.

And Friday. Every Friday, Finn returns home from work just a few minutes earlier than any other day and he peers into the small hole he drilled outside his bedroom wall, where he unfailingly catches a glimpse of his strumpet of a wife servicing the milk man. Story goes, Finn never busts in on them, but instead, silently backs away into the kitchen, where he gouges out the naughty-seein’ eye with a barbeque spear.

“It must be Friday,” we say, when we see Finn stumbling through town, half-blind and dripping with bloody eye jizz.

11 comments

11 Comments so far

  1. Francesco January 28th, 2009 5:34 pm

    I read this as “art porno” first

    IT MUST BE WEDNESDAY

  2. Tuna Tar-Tart January 29th, 2009 1:06 pm

    An art porno would be pretty amazing.

  3. Janna January 28th, 2009 7:45 pm

    “Been using that one too long to stop now,” he once said when asked what the fuck his problem was.”
    Made me really laugh. =D

    Nice story and picture!

  4. Tuna Tar-Tart January 29th, 2009 1:24 pm

    THANKS! Chooch is obsessed with this one because of the blood. He’s really into blood lately.

  5. Michelle January 28th, 2009 9:21 pm

    I just framed and hung “Stefan’s Here” in my living room. He’s opposite the front door so if I ever get any visitors he’ll be there, flowers in hand, to greet them.

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  6. Tuna Tar-Tart January 29th, 2009 1:29 pm

    That makes me so happy!!

  7. buenomexicana January 29th, 2009 3:06 pm

    I WANT!!!

    i don’t know if i love the blood, the story, or the cowlick most…

  8. Tuna Tar-Tart January 29th, 2009 4:08 pm

    I don’t why I like this one so much!

  9. Nicholas January 29th, 2009 3:35 pm

    Scrw you Bueno, this is MINE.

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  10. Tuna Tar-Tart January 29th, 2009 4:10 pm

    I for one would like to propose that you two do it up battle royale style and wrestle in a kiddie pool full of pepper jelly.

    A turtle-shaped kiddie pool.

  11. spsilverfox aka janelle January 30th, 2009 7:57 am

    I love this one

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