Jun 18 2017

Greetings from a terrible person. 

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Everything sucks. But this custard / Fruity Pebbles combo was nice. 

In related news, I deactivated my Facebook account because after 16 years, some people still can’t seem to stay the fuck out of my non-marriage. I have to say, being Facebook-free has been pretty wonderful and I don’t regret it, even though it took being told that I’m a terrible mom and even worse girlfriend to get there. 


They’re probably looking at a list of all the ways I’m super shitty. 

16 comments

16 Comments so far

  1. Octavia June 18th, 2017 12:39 pm

    When someone is shit, their whole life is shit, and all they can do is look at the world through a shit-filter.

    You rock. Try to ignore that shit!

  2. Tuna Tar-Tart June 18th, 2017 1:41 pm

    Thank you for always being such a strong sounding board! It’s been pretty rough over here :/

  3. Octavia June 18th, 2017 2:28 pm

    “You own everything that happened to you. Tell your stories. If people wanted you to write warmly about them, they should have behaved better.” Anne Lamott

    Might I offer some advice to any disgruntled readers: If you don’t like what Erin writes on her blog stop fucking reading it.

  4. Stubblejumpers Café June 18th, 2017 2:52 pm

    Exactly. Fuck ’em if they can’t take a joke.
    -Kate

  5. ass666 June 18th, 2017 5:17 pm

    lmao

  6. elmp. June 18th, 2017 5:19 pm

    choose your words carefully

  7. Octavia June 18th, 2017 5:49 pm

    “Fuckyou666” is a person who knows what it means to be and act like an adult?

  8. courtafi2138 June 18th, 2017 9:10 pm

    What the hell? You are fucking amazing! Ditto what Octavia said.Ignore that shit!

  9. Tuna Tar-Tart June 20th, 2017 6:38 am

    The best advice I’ve gotten so far is to consider the source – and it’s so true! Please please please feel free to text me anytime so we can stay in touch!

  10. B June 19th, 2017 10:50 pm

    Ugh, Erin. I’m sorry that life is kicking your ass right now. You’re FAR from being a shitty mother and girlfiend! Honestly, fuck those who said that to you. Octavia is correct! You know where to find me. *hugs*

  11. Tuna Tar-Tart June 20th, 2017 6:37 am

    Thanks Brenna! The people who are actually in my life and have bothered to get to know me are the only ones whose opinions matter to me anyway. :) FB is the devil anyway. Now I’m not looking at my phone constantly!

  12. Sarah mascara June 22nd, 2017 8:34 am

    I miss you! Sorry people are dicks.

  13. Tuna Tar-Tart June 23rd, 2017 7:42 am

    I miss you too! I hope we make it out that way again sometime soon – I will definitely hit you up. I still have FB messenger bc they give you the option to keep it even if you deactivate FB so we can still keep in touch!

  14. Patricia Stevens June 23rd, 2017 9:18 pm

    I think you’re a great mother! Chooch is growing up to be a smart, clever and artistic individual. :)

  15. Eve West June 30th, 2017 11:11 am

    Oh, I see now. Look up bunny succulents when you get a chance. And screw those assholes. The only people whose opinion matters about your family are the three who live it every day. And the fact that you have a good relationship with Blake just proves it.

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