Jul 17

Trix’stache

Category: contest,Food,Photographizzle

Somewhere in my blog travels, I stumbled across Crunchy Betty, who is (super pretty and) having a contest thing where you send her a picture of food on your face. I thought, “Boy, that sure sounds fun, and maybe I should keep up with this blogosphere elbow-rubbing thing.” You know, instead of being that pissed-upon loser blog in the corner.

And really, does it get any better than applying balls of sugary Trix to your face in ninety-degree heat, using peanut butter as adhesive? I had to take these pictures faster than I jump into bed at night. (I don’t like standing next to the bed after dark because SOMETHING MIGHT LOP OFF MY FEET WITH A SICKLE, so I usually do a little running leap, like I’m some goddamn gymnast in fear of being whipped by Bela Karoli.)

trixstache

 

There. That was fun. But no one wanted to kiss me…?

[ETA: I’m sure I did this wrong, now that I think about it. I have this incredibly rich habit of glossing over words like a sixteen-year-old fresh out of Adderal and I’m wondering if I was supposed to actually make one of the facial mask recipes on Crunchy Betty’s blog. There might be a do-over in the future.]

17 comments

17 Comments so far

  1. brittney July 17th, 2010 8:06 pm

    OMG i love it :) you are too cute

  2. Angel July 17th, 2010 8:10 pm

    That is flippin hilarious.. and you are not a loser in the corner lol…

  3. Jenn July 17th, 2010 10:26 pm

    That brown Trix is reminding me of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup cereal, and it’s kind of giving me the barfs.

  4. Tuna Tar-Tart July 17th, 2010 10:30 pm

    Great, now I can’t reply to comments. Thanks, Henry.

    Two things Jenn:

    1. That’s purple, not brown.
    2. There’s a good chance it’s my whole entire face giving you the barfs. Sorry. :(

  5. Josh July 17th, 2010 11:44 pm

    That is adorable but it looks like a pack of baby tribbles are attacking you!

  6. Tuna Tar-Tart July 19th, 2010 9:37 am

    It felt like it, too!

  7. Donda July 18th, 2010 12:17 am

    I say we get an unsuspecting fool drunk and food up HIS face…that sounds so much more fun!! :)

  8. Alaina July 18th, 2010 8:16 am

    Ha, that is awesome! Love it!

  9. Lisa July 18th, 2010 12:22 pm

    I miss you and can’t wait to be back in Pittsburgh where I can be part of your odd yet oh so interesting adventures!Love ya!

  10. Tuna Tar-Tart July 18th, 2010 11:55 pm

    I’m so excited for this, I could die! I’ve been thinking about it a lot lately! (Not dying, but hanging out with you!)

  11. alisha July 19th, 2010 7:57 am

    Oh, those are so awesome! :)

  12. Tuna Tar-Tart July 19th, 2010 6:13 pm

    I think we should do your face up next!

  13. Melissa July 19th, 2010 12:57 pm

    LOL. Once again thanks for the laugh. Even with multi-colored cereal you’re beautiful.

  14. Tuna Tar-Tart July 19th, 2010 6:02 pm

    You are too sweet:)

  15. Jessi July 21st, 2010 2:39 pm

    Gosh your eyes are pretty! It took a close up with cereal on your mug for the realization to slap me in the face…

  16. Tuna Tar-Tart July 21st, 2010 5:56 pm

    OK, I blushed. :)

  17. casey August 14th, 2014 2:18 pm

    *LOVE* #trixstacheobsession

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