Urgent. Will die without reading.
- 13:08 There’s little worse than a chatty gas man. #
- 17:06 Bob might get hot wings tonight. This is the most exciting thing I have to report right now. #
- 17:18 I might be the vainest person I know. #
- 18:41 at the rate my buttons have been getting pushed, i’m probably gong to start launching missles soon. step the fuck off. #
- 19:19 I hate it when Henry sends me pictures of him and Chooch enjoying life when I’m stuck in this vortex of insanity triggers. #
- 20:34 every time im due to get some $$$, something happens to the car. stimulus check —> repair broken-off side view mirror. #
- 23:14 Might try and provoke new cleaning guy to shank me. #
- 10:44 Following Henry in the car. I guess Professional Drivers don’t need to use turn signals. #
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