Urgent. Will die without reading.
- 13:08 There’s little worse than a chatty gas man. #
- 17:06 Bob might get hot wings tonight. This is the most exciting thing I have to report right now. #
- 17:18 I might be the vainest person I know. #
- 18:41 at the rate my buttons have been getting pushed, i’m probably gong to start launching missles soon. step the fuck off. #
- 19:19 I hate it when Henry sends me pictures of him and Chooch enjoying life when I’m stuck in this vortex of insanity triggers. #
- 20:34 every time im due to get some $$$, something happens to the car. stimulus check —> repair broken-off side view mirror. #
- 23:14 Might try and provoke new cleaning guy to shank me. #
- 10:44 Following Henry in the car. I guess Professional Drivers don’t need to use turn signals. #
Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter. Now you can rest easy, knowing my inner most thoughts and movements.
hot wings, eh?
and not even from hooters?
fuck the asshole who took your rear view mirror off!!!
can you believe i’ve only been to Hooters ONCE????
they fired you on your first day!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!?
Oh har har! Actually, when I was younger and not fat, Michael Gallagher used to try to get me to apply there all the fucking time. It was annoying.
My boobs are even bigger now that I’m a fatty.
shut up, you’re not fat.
and- you have to admit… it WAS kinda’ funny!!
“I guess Professional Drivers donâ€™t need to use turn signals.”
*cracking up AS ALWAYS!*