Back in 2001, I went to Buffalo with my friend Shawn for a music festival called Edgefest. We decided to also go to Niagara Falls since it was RIGHT THERE and this was pre-9/11 so you could just randomly cross the border with no passport back then. Simpler times. Safer times. :(

Anyway, on the drive there, I remember so vividly looking out of the passenger window and seeing an amusement park over to our right. I screamed, “OMG CAN WE GO!?!?” and Shawn, sounding like Every American Dad, said, “Certainly not right now!” It cracked me up so much at the time because it was so out of character for him.

Well, we never did go to that park. And eventually, I forgot all about it. But then I became a coaster enthusiast and it came up in my feed back in 2020 when it announced that it was closing and I thought, “OMG that park!”

Around the same time, Indiana Beach (which we just recently visited for the 3rd time!) also announced its closure and our community was so sad. Then!! A businessman from Chicago – Gene Staples – swooped in and bought both properties and has been working to restore them both ever since (well, moreso Niagara because that one definitely needed/needs more TLC than Indiana Beach).

The wooden coaster, Silver Comet, has been fully restored, and they brought in a little steel family coaster from some other park, which was up and running by the end of last season. So yeah, only two coaster creds to be had but I wanted to go here and show support so that they will continue to put in more rides and make this place shine. I mean, it makes sense to have an amusement park in that area! It’s actually close enough to the Falls that you can see the mist from the top of Silver Comet’s lift hill.

So yeah, we stopped here last Sunday after our super-quick jaunt in Canada for the Frank-n-Coaster, and I’m so glad we did! Chooch was not a fan, I will tell you right now, but Henry and I both thought it was a cute little park with potential. I wish I was a Gene Staples-type of person and could go around saving parks from shuttering.

Right off the bat, we walked through their littler Western area and it was so cute! Of course Chooch just shrugged and said, “It’s alright.” Ugh. They have shows here, I want to say 3 times a day. We caught the tail end of one later that afternoon and it was a real sight to behold lol.

A pretty little swamp area thing that we passed on the way to Silver Comet, which was a station wait BUT it was one-train ops and the ops were slow as fuck. Great and friendly crew, but the riders were total GP (except for the one guy we saw in an American Coaster Enthusiast shirt who was there by himself) and doing weird shit like changing seats at the last second and then suddenly realizing they wanted to put their phone in the bin and making one of the ride attendants come over and do it for them. It was wild.

Henry sat this one out – he makes Chooch and I ride all wooden coasters first and then we report back if it was rough or not. We both surprisingly LOVED THIS ONE. I wanted to immediately go right back on but Henry was like LET’S RIDE THE OTHER THINGS FIRST. Ugh.

There was this one broad who got onto the station as we were already in the train ready to go, but there were a ton of open seats and one of her kids was already on it so they were trying to get her to come on and she screamed I WILL ONLY RIDE IN THE VERY FRONT OR THE VERY BACK and then she offered to hold our stuff if we had anything we needed held. It all was happening so fast.

Other things like this seriously shitty dark ride called Flying Witch lol. It was relocated there from Rye Park also in NY and I was really excited for it because I love dark rides so much, but yooooo. This was so terrible, lol.

The facade was amazing though!

And those cars! I would kill to have one in my house as a love seat.

But this was another ride with super slow ops. I don’t think it’s the fault of the ride operators though – there appeared to be some reason why only one car could go through the house at a time. So, the next riders would just sit there until the car before them came out of the exit. Also, the door is kept open so you don’t get the thrill of the car bumping it open as it goes in.

I think that this can be good someday if they get it to look like something more than just K-Mart Halloween displays. And add some atmospheric music – they have music playing in the line but not inside! I dunno, I was disappointed BUT at least this was salvaged and given new life in another park. That is all that we, as dark ride lovers, can ask for. There is always the possibility of improving it, which can’t really happen if it’s in a salvage yard somewhere.

The next weird ass ride was the Serpent, which was ALSO running on just one car. As soon as we started to walk up the entrance ramp (just Chooch and me because Henry had gone to the bathroom and hadn’t caught up to us yet lol), one of the ride ops leaned over the railing and asked us how many we had. I said two because I ALWAYS forget about Henry, and dude goes, “Unfortunately, you need 4 riders to ride this” and I was like, “Oh damn I meant 3 but I guess never mind” and he said, “Oh, that’s fine then! I can ride with you.” I was like, “……………………ok” and we continued up the ramp and then Henry caught up to us and I was like “LOLOLOL YOU HAVE TO RIDE WITH THE RIDE OP” and he didn’t believe me until we started to see the kid jump into the car with other 3-people groups ahead of us.

You can see him here in the front looking so thrilled to be riding this thing, lol.

There’s my bae SILVER COMET over yonder.

Anyway, Henry almost got out of riding this because when it was nearly our turn, the ride op (I wish I could remember his name, I looked at his name tag purposely and totally forget it now) asked the people behind us how many they had and they just had TWO so he was like YOU CAN’T RIDE and then Henry the Martyr was like, “NO! I will get out of line and you two can ride with my family” and the dad of the duo behind us was like, “BUT YOU WAITED IN LINE THIS WHOLE TIME!” and Henry was like, “I promise you, I do not care.” It wasn’t a long line, but — one train ops, you know? Maybe about a 25 minute wait. So Henry had to go through this whole hassle of getting out of line JUST AS A MOM AND DAUGHTER APPROACHED and the ride op, already forgetting that Henry got out of line, told them that they could jump the line and join the dad and son who were supposed to ride with us!?

Henry was starting to walk away but I screamed, “HENRY! YOU CAN RIDE WITH US AGAIN!!!!” and he was like, “GODDAMMIT” and had to cut all the way through the line to rejoin us. It was chaotic. You don’t care.

YOU HAD TO BE THERE.

Anyway, it was actually SO GOOD?? The ride op sustained casual small talk with us the whole way up the lift hill. I asked him how many times he has to ride this during the day and he said, “If I had to guess….27 times.” Pretty specific guess.

But yeah, I was actually shocked because I expected this to be a lumbar cruncher, but it was pretty smooth and genuinely fun – the one helix made me extremely giddy!

I wish this was running – I’ve never seen a Musik Express themed like this!

Baby cone!

OK, now it was time to get in some re-rides on Silver Comet! Henry joined us this time and there was actually a line. Not a big one, but because ops were molasses, we probably waited in the station for about 15 minutes. We ended up sitting near the front and um….what a completely different experience from earlier. It was so rough and Henry was PISSED! I was fucking laughing so hard that I was trying to not pee my pants while also screaming in pain because WTF WAS THIS??

It had to have been because the train was completely full as opposed to just 4 rows being filled when Chooch and I rode it earlier but Jesus Christ it was running like a completely different coaster. Henry was like I’M DONE as soon as it came back to the brake run and Chooch was like, “Yeah, I hate this coaster now. It sucks.”

But I was like, “NO. We have to give it another chance. Let’s go ride it again in the back.” Henry waved us off in a dismissive “you do you” manner and sat on a bench while Chooch reluctantly followed me back into the line. We got to go right to the station this time and I asked the one ride op if we could wait for the back row because someone was already standing there and I like to be polite and ask because sometimes parks want people to fill the rows!

The guy was super nice and said, “Absolutely!” and I smiled smugly at Chooch.

“You’re so cool,” he muttered.

SILVER COMET A/S/L.

Yeah, this was just as terrible in the back now that the train was at capacity, LOL. But it was somehow SO FUN for me and I was cracking up so hard in spite of the possible internal damage it was doing on me. I honestly wanted to ride it again before we left and Chooch was like, “Ride it by yourself.” :(

The greenery was so lush here!

I made Chooch ride the Scrambler with me and they were playing really shitty country music over a crackly speaker, which is the first thing that came to mind as I recalled this moment.

I was telling Chooch about the time me and Blake took him on the Scrambler at Lakemont Park when he was TWO and you can’t even see him in the picture and then I dropped him (in slow motion) when we were trying to get him off the ride and the ride operator who was probably the same age as Blake (like 15!!) had to come over and help as he slowly slid out of the car, down my leg, and onto the pavement LOL. What a great moment for me as a mom.

The aforementioned tail end of the show which was fucking hilarious but also rife with fake gunfire that was so loud it was causing young kids and babies (and maybe me) to cry.

I’m pretty sure this was 90% of the people at the park that day.

He rolled off the roof!!!

Carouselfie time! The ride operator was some young kid who was very strict and yelled CELL PHONES AWAY, YOU CAN TAKE ALL THE PICTURES YOU WANT AFTER THE RIDE ENDS but I had already put my phone away by that point and the ride hadn’t started yet so HE BEST NOT HAVE BEEN CALLING ME OUT.

The kiddieland area was so adorably creepy!

ALICE’S FACE GOES SO HARD.

Train time!

Oh yeah, the wristbands just reminded me of this: we bought our tickets online but only got two ride-all-day admissions and Henry got the $4.99 “walk-around, no rides” admission, but the guy at the gate gave him a wristband anyway! “Yay, that means now we can do a carouselfie!”

“Mmm boy,” Henry and Chooch mumbled in unison.

Henry wore his G-Dragon Ubermensch hat and Chooch periodically reminded us of his disapproval of how much we paid for it. Chooch is basically our parent at this point. Everything we do is so disappointing and irresponsible to him. I love it.

The train took us along my bae, Silver Comet!

There is one vantage point where the track looks like a smashed hornet’s nest, just the most inexplicable tangle of track. Henry said he actually thought it was two coasters.

On the way our, we stopped at the cafe near the entrance for boba tea. As expected, it wasn’t the best.

Our “so so” boba.

Overall, I personally had a blast at this little park. There is so much potential here and I’m going to keep my eyes on it for future additions – it’s only about a three hour drive from Pittsburgh so I would happily go back.

Chooch did not like it at all and Henry was on the same page as me except that he hated Silver Comet and never wants to ride it again, but meanwhile I came home and was watching videos about it on YouTube the next day because I missed it so much.

When I think of Labor Day Weekend 2025, I am going to always remember it as the weekend I got a good drivers license picture taken, we had a fun day trip to NY / Canada, and there was brewing hope and excitement that fucking Trump might have been dead. What a great and giddy weekend. Too bad the Trump part wasn’t true though.

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