Jul 7 2008

M.Rocks

We went for a rainy walk yesterday in the ‘hood where Henry works. It’s one of those areas that’s half-abandoned and dilapidated but you just know the leftover residents have lived there their entire lives. A few people watched me suspiciously, not taking kindly to someone snooping around their hometown rubble; but there was a tall beanpole of a hooker strutting around down one of the back roads with an oversized umbrella, and she flashed her widely-gapped teeth at us when she passed and called Chooch  a handsome man. Chooch was like, “Whassat?” when she passed, and I was like, “Someone Daddy pays when he wants to have filthy sex, Chooch.”

I saw some broad idling on the curb in her Blazer two separate times, each time with a different thug-type talking to her through the passenger window. I wondered aloud what was going on and Henry said, “We’re not in Pleasant Hills anymore, remember that.

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The block parties probably got too swingin’.

Every town needs a good cobbler.

Next time Christina and I are on the hunt for a sleazy dive…

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I’m not sure if this is a barn or a house, but I bet the KGBs hiding in there. And possibly the Lost Boys.

If I lived there, I’d use a periscope as my window to the world.

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Was there ever a door so seductively blue.

This bench has a weight limit.

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10 comments

10 Comments so far

  1. Bueno Mexicana July 7th, 2008 9:21 am

    i love all these pictures. so amazing. seriously.

    and- let’s hear it for sleazy dives!!!!! woo hoo!!!!!

  2. Tuna Tar-Tart July 7th, 2008 10:47 am

    Thank you!

    I guess we know where we’re going Saturday night!

  3. Janna July 7th, 2008 10:20 am

    Great pictures! You have such an eye for catching interesting things.

  4. Tuna Tar-Tart July 7th, 2008 10:48 am

    Thanks! I was going to say it keeps me out of trouble, but I think it actually ADDS the potential for trouble, lol.

  5. merrymerry July 7th, 2008 1:31 pm

    Erin, these photographs are GREAT!

    Please stop being so creative in all areas. Save some for the rest of us. You’re hogging.

  6. Tuna Tar-Tart July 7th, 2008 8:21 pm

    You always make me blush!

  7. MotherBonnie July 7th, 2008 8:29 pm

    These are so awesome! It makes me want to go there.

  8. Tuna Tar-Tart July 8th, 2008 4:06 pm

    Thanks!

  9. Alyson Hell July 8th, 2008 10:46 am

    “Chooch was like, “Whassat?” when she passed, and I was like, “Someone Daddy pays when he wants to have filthy sex, Chooch.”

    I wondered aloud what was going on and Henry said, “We’re not in Pleasant Hills anymore, remember that.””

    *cracking up at these statements* That Henry! Always full of knowledge!

    You took these with the camera that makes things look like a viewfinder, didn’t you? I LOVE the weird way it lights things. You totally have an eye for this. We are so going to publish a weird book together.

  10. Tuna Tar-Tart July 8th, 2008 4:10 pm

    Thank you, Alyson!! It’s a good hobby for me, because I don’t get all stressed about it like I do with dumb writing.

    I actually used my regular DSLR for this series, but I bet the plastic cameras would get some great shots of that area too! I love those damn cameras, but I like the instant gratification of using the good old digital, too.

    I would love to write a weird book with you!

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