Urgent. Will die without reading.

• 09:52 Warped Tour, holla. #
• 10:44 Only been in the car for 5 minutes and Henry wants to kill Blake and me. #
• 10:52 Henry said he’d be happier if Kansas or Styx were playing at Warped Tour. I don’t know WHY he doesn’t like Norma Jean. #
• 11:16 I just pointed out a fellow old dude in the Warped traffic. Henry said "he’s probably dropping off his kids. I can’t be that lucky" #
• 13:38 Almost broke my neck trying to see The Bronx and had some guy ask if me, henry and blake have threesomes. #
• 13:53 Henry is frowning. A lot. #
• 14:07 A pungent pot cloud engulfed us and Henry scrambled for his DARE cap. #
• 14:40 Henry bragged the whole way here about how he never sunburns. He’s been whining ever since about his honkin’ red nose. #
• 14:54 Trying to enjoy Human Abstract. Henry and I are having first fight of day. #
• 15:04 About to have my veil pierced. #
• 16:28 Its not fun-havin’ until you catch a bitch with your head. And then another. #
• 17:33 Evergreen Terrace is currently chanting the inscription on Henrys and my future wedding bands: I want you dead. #
• 17:42 Henry hates music. #
• 19:04 I’m not leaving until henry buys booty shorts. #
• 19:45 Say Anything was quite possibly the most boring set of the day. And henry just saw a fellow oldie he recognized from the Chiodos show. #
• 20:43 Every time henry interrupts my convos with blake to ask a question, I tell him "n/m. U wouldn’t understand" and he frowns. #
  

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• 10:22 Henry: you and chooch are gonna have big conflict in the future. Wait until he’s 13. Me: oh by then I’ll be living in France. #
• 10:23 @fondabruises thank you for remembering! :) #
• 10:26 I had 4 cameras with me at Warped Tour. I’m such a loser. #
• 13:20 Continuing tradition by having the worst birthday ever. #
• 18:23 Even Kennywood sucks cock on my birthday #
• 18:28 And I got pizza on my Chiodos shirt! Get fucked by an AIDS syringe, July 30. You cunt. #
• 19:48 Janna bought me an ice cream cone w/ TWO cherries ontop. It made up for my twatty day until My Son the Beggar demanded 1 of the cherries. #
• 20:00 Janna is deaf. DEAF, JANNA IS DEAF. #
• 22:20 Met up w/ my bro & 3 of his friends who said they thought I was only 21. OK FINE MY BDAY WASNT TOO BAD. #

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