Aug 24

New Card – Don’t Be a Douche Canoe

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Your friends – you love them like family. But sometimes they get unruly, start making eyes at your human property, kill your goldfish, stretch out your fave shirt, leave you stranded in the drunk tank.

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Sometimes they need a friendly reminder to keep their douche-osity in check before it spills out of the bag and needs a larger vessel, like a canoe. Send them this “Don’t be a douche canoe” note card to get your point across before they REALLY get out of hand and jack your car.

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4.75×4.75 note card, blank inside, comes with envelope.

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  1. Bueno Mexicana August 24th, 2008 11:45 am

    haha!!!!!!

    I LOVE IT.

    i think i should send one to M.G.

  2. Tuna Tar-Tart August 24th, 2008 1:04 pm

    Oh shit, he would be the perfect recipient.

  3. Anastasia August 26th, 2008 9:39 am

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=douche+canoe

  4. Tuna Tar-Tart August 26th, 2008 9:45 am

    I never knew about this definition before:

    A piece of feces, frozen, then used as a dildo.

    So fantastically gross!

  5. Anastasia August 26th, 2008 12:06 pm

    I’ve never even seen the term – it is always nice to start out the day with new slang!

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