On the Trolley

Jun 022012

Henry, Chooch and I are currently on the trolley en route to the Art Festival. Chooch made two friends: a 3-year-old boy named Jordan, and a half-retarded guy going to the JOE WALSH show.

Oh do I have a fantastic video of this guy talking about science. Will post when I get home!

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