Urgent. Will die without reading.
- 15:58 Co-worker Big Bob is learning us about the different kinds of rape. Hello libido. #
- 17:21 I always feel complete when I wear my Chiodos shirt. #
- 18:12 I could probably eat a tongue as long as it was wrapped snugly in a tortilla and smothered in cheese. #
- 15:53 Physically ill after watching Atonement. #
- 20:14 At Kings. My son is fake sneezing for attention from other diners. Great. #
- 10:11 My bitch is making me pancakes and they better be good. #
- 10:45 Jonny Craig’s voice sounds like a heart breaking. And those pancakes made me sick. #
- 14:37 Just described my symptoms to Henry and he said it sounds like I’m in love but won’t admit it hahaha. #
- 14:55 Jumping jacks are my favorite things in the world, next to Mexicans. Maybe I should combine them by wearing a sombrero. #
- 17:31 Trying to persuade henry to learn how to french braid so he can make my hair look frenchy. #
- 20:54 Chooch was drawing a pic of me. When henry saw it was sloppy scribbles he said "yeah that’s mommy — a big mess." #
- 21:08 At eat n park, a table of ghost whisperers are sitting behind us. I want to slap them. #
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