I’m on the way to work and just got a tweet from Alternative Press announcing some early bands playing at next summer’s Warped Tour.

Hysterical shrieking commenced.

“I can’t wait until you’re old enough to go by yourself,” Henry mumbled with absolutely no feeling, at the same time Chooch reminded me, “You don’t have to shout about it!”

There was a special holiday pre-sale going on and you better believe I snatched one up. I want my motherfucking commemorative ornament.