You probably haven’t figured this out, but I am kind of obsessed with a singer named JONNY CRAIG.

If you didn’t already know that, it’s OK.

It’s not like I name-drop him on every other post I write on here or anything. You just need to know that I was going to see his band play in Columbus, OH next month but now they’re on hiatus because motherfucking Jonny got arrested for narcotics possession.

So now I’m sad.

Which prompted Sandy’s Henry Sketch Submission to look like this:

Jesus Christ, I love this so much. Sandy, you are the best.

There is more to this whole apple thing, a whole SAGA really. I will type out all the traumatic details tomorrow in between watching ‘tween shows, talking to my cats, and crying over Jonny Craig into one of Henry’s bandannas.