Urgent. Will die without reading.
- 15:33 Dear god, thank you for Gossip Girl. #
- 15:59 Sometimes I’m in the mood for slicing. Like now, I’m thinking of sharp blades and eyeing up my flesh. #
- 16:50 Christina and I just had one of those faggy ‘I appreciate you’ moments. I need a face-punch now. #
- 17:16 Bob just told me that when he first started working here, he thought I was 21. #
- 17:35 I’m not sure what this means but listening to Norma Jean makes me want to both have sex & go on a stabbing spree. Maybe stab whoever I’m fucking #
- 17:37 i swear i don’t have bones beneath my bed. #
- 20:04 i never hated the sound of scissors until i started working here. #
- 20:19 I should be a rapper based solely on my psychotic hatred for cops alone. #
- 20:20 i made myself so angry about cops the other night that i started laffing uncontrollably and henry was all "this is alarming, u know" #
- 22:16 Christina just said i’m acting like i showered in espresso and i am LAFFING at that. Laffing. Hahaha. OH BOY. #
- 08:39 I want christina to move in with us so I can play her and henry off each other. Win/win for me. #
- 10:06 The last time I felt like this I charged a $3000 business investment to my moms AmEx hahahahaha. #
- 10:46 Told Christina that Kennywood once had fastest roller coaster& she asked if it was named Erins Emotions. She’s funny sometimes #
- 12:00 Remember when I wanted to cut off my arm and keep it as a pet? Those were the days.#
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