“I kept thinking our waiter reminded me of someone, like ALL NIGHT, and it just dawned on me: Gionni.”

“WHO?” Henry asked, confused & shocked once he processed my emphasized annunciation of the name and realized this wasn’t Excuse #467 of the Day to reference Jonny Craig.

“Snooki’s boyfriend on Jersey Shore,” I said, an implied “duh” drenching my tone.

“You’re so lame,” Henry sighed.

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