Some shitty tweets

tweets

Dec 292008

Urgent. Will die without reading.

12:37 My g-ma is back home & Crazy Aunt is back to her old agenda of keeping everyone away from the house. Apparently everyone is just me, tho. #
12:52 I’m the featured item today! tinyurl.com/7ywznf #
13:04 I want Kanye West and Dillinger Escape Plan to collaborate. The hotness would abound. #
13:33 can someone please trust in me the secret to drinking beer and liking it? #
17:13 Henry just asked “why haven’t you started drinking yet, Alkie?” I’m a little insulted. #
22:48 twitpic.com/x7yn – Marcy and her crew. #
00:36 I hope one day Henry will exhume my grave and rebuild my putrefied flesh, and then marry me at last. #
00:38 Another hope for the future is that Henry will stop sounding like he’s chomping on a mouthful of gravel when all he’s eating is popcorn. #
01:11 I think that Wonder Hangers could change my life. #
01:21 I consider myself a professor of whoreology. #
01:24 I want everything I see on tv after midnight. Twin Draft Guard? I’ve got my eyes on you. #
01:29 Henry talking abt my paintings: u should give the option of offering stories w/o mature content. wait, can u even write stuff like that? #

11:27 Henry is watching something about Walt Disney and crying. #
12:42 I’d love to coldcock my crazy aunt right about now. #
14:17 I may be a Forrest Gump in the kitchen, but I make damn good mac n cheese. If Food Network has a mac n cheese challenge, then you’ll see. #
14:18 Mac n cheese might be my gateway to throwing down with Bobby Flay. Great, now I’m in porn mode. #
14:52 twitpic.com/xdq5 – I hope MY game night is that fun! I will wear pigtails to make it so. #

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