May 242013
 

I love the original version of Zedd’s “Clarity” so much that I get choked up anytime I hear it (which is often because it’s been my default ringtone for months and I get A LOT of collection calls), but the acoustic version is even better. I even didn’t hate the Glee version, and everyone knows my least favorite part of Glee is the singing.

The next time you see me twirling around in a field, just know that it’s probably because I’m listening to this song in my head.

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Speaking of twirling, Henry and I watched the whole first season of Showtime’s The Real L Word over the last few nights (OK, maybe I also watched 2-3 episodes on my own every day before work, too). I didn’t even know it existed until I was scrolling through the On Demand TV show listings, because I missed the last Real World: Portland episode (don’t hate) but it wasn’t available yet. Then I saw The Real L Word right next to it and since I would probably definitely be a lesbian if I wasn’t with Henry, I started watching it ASAP.

I think the most excitement Henry gleaned from the entire season was when there was an electrical malfunction during LA Fashion Week. Totally gave him an electrician boner.

Also, I know that Sara (pronounced Saw-da, wtf?) is supposed to be this super hot bitch, but I look at her and see a clean-shaven Dave Navarro. Sorry, Sara. You aren’t for me. (I want to Google photos of her to put on here but I’m at work and I just have a bad feeling about that considering she spends a lot of screen time getting fucked by a strap on. So do your own Internet sleuthing and then get back to me on that.)

EDIT!! SARA

Lesbian Dave Navarro. Please tell me you see it.

I started Season 2 today and blew up Henry’s phone with my frantic texts. Almost all new girls, wtf!? I’m already in love with at least 4 of them, but fuck you, Showtime.

Today, I came to work and asked Glenn if he watches this show, too. Of course, I said it like Beavis and Glenn was just like, “God, you think you’re so funny.”

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It’s a hockey night in Pittsburgh so we were permitted to wear jeans and Pens attire to work today. This is the shirt I’m wearing because it’s fucking awesome:

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I might have another post later on tonight. I’m slowly getting caught up! However, Chooch and I have been working on something super secret and it’s been taking up a lot of my free time (aka time not spent watching a lesbian reality show). I’m doing my best!

  3 Responses to “Friday Jam & Girls”

  1. I love that song and didn’t know who sang it! YAY! I seriously love that shirt as well. It’s amazing.

  2. I am OBSESSED with The Real L Word. I totally don’t get the big deal about Sara either… But I’d fuck Whitney all day.

    • ME TOO!! Omg. I read the rcaps on autostraddle.com and there was a comment about how there must be a tattoo gun in Whitney’s vagina because every girl she fucks has a full sleeve — I almost died laughing at my desk!

      I’m glad I have someone other than Henry to talk to about it now! I’m almost done with Season 3, ahhhhh!

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