Urgent. Will die without reading.
- 16:51 someone go see jeremy enigk with me next friday. i’m a cheap date. well, aside from the angel dust i require. #
- 18:44 I still can’t believe Emilio died. #
- 19:13 My pappap was really good at that removable thumb trick. U know who’s not good at it? Me. And probably ppl with only one or no hands. #
- 20:48 sometimes I miss Sunday School and I get all “wtf, why???” but then i realize what I really miss are the doughnuts afterward. #
- 21:22 I’m not a fan of Xmas, but now that Sheryl Crow has a Xmas album, how can I NOT embrace the season? Sign me up 4 the Xmas fan club. # ***
- 01:25 Henry said ‘erection’ and I’m gagging on giggles. It must be time for bed. As in, sleep. Haha, erection. #
- 01:42 I just ranted for fifteen minutes about my disgust of weak people before I realized Henry was trying not to laugh at me. #
- 16:02 Was chased away by the bark of a dog while I tried to photograph the bait shop. Chilling. #
- 16:46 I want to go to a show tonite w/ Blake & his friends but don’t want to seem like a chaperone. Maybe they can tell ppl I’m an escort. #
- 19:59 My buddy Seamus the sea monster has been adopted. The happy/sad combo is a painful pickle #
- 21:52 I have strong desires to ERECT a gingerbread crack house. #
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*** Dear Friends,
Before I lose cred down in the pits of Hell: That was a joke.