Two years ago, I made a whole series of these little cards to help promote my dumb blog. Why? WHY NOT. Did it work? Probably not. But at least the same 3 people are still reading! Still, they’re fun to casually leave behind on the trolley and church confessionals, so I made some new ones. Besides, it’s a fun way to be pushy and whiny about wanting people to read my haphazardly-strewn words.
These reviews may or may not be based on real enemies/people and events.
If anyone would like a stack, email me at email@example.com and I will hook you up like this is some half-assed street team or something.