Oct 152009
 

Chooch is so obsessed with the fucking Halloween stores that he now falls asleep watching YouTube videos on Henry’s phone of people walking through them.

That stuff on his hand is nailpolish. Mommy forgot to put it away. Mommy is fucking stressed to the max.

This was previously posted on Facebook, so sorry if you’re seeing it twice.

  6 Responses to “Halloween Store Videos are the New Lullabies”

  1. this is the best thing in the history of life

  2. Don’t apologize for posting it twice!!! This should be posted a million times. Chooch owns.

  3. damn…I just figured out how to watch youtube on my phone. Is Chooch signed up for MENSA yet?! Love that guy!

    • Dude, kids these days are amazing. (Typing that officially makes me old.) Can you imagine what it would have been like to just always have technology like that in our lives?

      Like right now, Chooch just yelled, “I have to pause Bob the Builder!” because he wants to go upstairs. I want to be like, “When I was your age, we didn’t have the option of pausing live TV!!!”

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