May 062008
 

Urgent. Will die without reading.

  • 10:55 Tried to make son delicious snack of baked pita with sugar/cinnamon. Epic fail. #
  • 10:56 Unless of course delicious means burnt in some countries. #
  • 13:34 Henrys eating my botched pita snack and is making pained expressions. #
  • 16:53 This weekend I’m going to Philly to see the Cure & to have my mind explode trying to order 1 bowl of cereal at Cereality. #
  • 16:54 Cereal makes me REALLY excited. THEYLL PUT POP ROCKS IN IT IF I WANT. #
  • 19:50 Country should never ever be spelled kuntry. In case you were unsure. #
  • 20:44 A cupcake just might be the only thing that could make me smile right now. (God, ok! My kid, too.) #
  • 22:23 Just returned Cute Security Guard’s salutation with a demand for 35 cents. What? I had a dire need for peanuts. #
  • 22:24 Then I apologized for being rude and he said he comes to expect as much from me. #
  • 22:58 If my arms were made of rubber, I’d use them as a jumprope. Jumparms, as it were. #
  • 09:08 Had another dream about getting shot but the gun was diamond-encrusted so I didn’t mind as much. #

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  7 Responses to “Lazy Bloggers Just Post Tweets”

  1. I thought it was ok to spell it kuntry when referring to Britney Spears?

  2. As usual, I love these.

  3. how did i survive before without your tweets?

    POP ROCKS?!?!?

  4. # 13:34 Henrys eating my botched pita snack and is making pained expressions.
    LOL! (Tolhurst…perhaps I should use that for LOL from now on.)

    # 16:53 This weekend I’m going to Philly to see the Cure

    I CANNOT WAIT TO READ ABOUT THIS!

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