suck a tweet: someday maybe i’ll actually write some shit

 tweets
Jun 052008
 

Urgent. Will die without reading.

  • 12:51 I wish Blues Clues was around when I was a baby. Then maybe I wouldn’t be so dumbz0rz. #
  • 17:27 Hardest part of parenting? Taking toys out of the packaging, obviously. #
  • 20:29 Watching a hockey game with a 2 year old is about as frustrating as it sounds. #
  • 05:17 Henry used to watch hockey back before they wore them thangs called helmets. #
  • 08:53 I have a sick desire to see if Kinoki foot pads can cleanse and energize my body. Maybe Ill get Henry some for his bday and then steal them. #

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  6 Responses to “suck a tweet: someday maybe i’ll actually write some shit”

  1. nicole says:
    June 5, 2008 at 11:47 pm

    Don’t buy the Kinoki foot pads. They are a waste of money. John Stossel did a report on them. Had some people use them as directed and then sent the used pads to a lab for analysis. It’s all bullshit.

    If you’d like to read the transcript, it’s here

    Reply
  2. kat says:
    June 6, 2008 at 2:11 am

    “Hardest part of parenting? Taking toys out of the packaging, obviously.”

    This is why my kids only get milk cartons and cat food to play with. Easy cheesy.

    Reply
  3. Bueno Mexicana says:
    June 6, 2008 at 11:05 am

    blues clues is the SHIZNIT…

    hockey with no helmets?!? geez!

    Reply

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