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Oct 282009

Hello to the hoi polloi. I was lamenting the fact that my fridge isn’t peppered with amazingly tacky magnets. But getting magnets as gifts makes them so much cooler. And then I thought, “I wonder if I posted a Magnet Casting Call, if anyone out there would actually send me one.” Probably not, but let’s try anyway. Each magnet will get blogged about. You will be famous. Not really. But your magnet might.

If you want to placate me by sending me a magnet (and it doesn’t have to be new!), email me for my address. butgavincantdance [at] gmail [dot] com, boooooy-eeeez. I’ll even make it into a contest, somehow, if enough people play.

In other My Blog Is Broke news, my email notifications still aren’t being sent (read: Henry is too “busy” to look into it and I’m too blog-dumbz0rz). I feel bad about it because some people have asked me if I purposely blocked them, and that’s not the case at all. I would never do that. Unless you’re a Flyers fan. (Kidding. I’m desperate for blog readers so even Flyers fans are embraced luke-warmly.) No one is getting notified when I post, which might even be a blessing for some! In fact, the LiveJournal feed that I have for this blog is about a week behind for some reason.

Also, I’ve been asked a few times recently from people who use Blogger how they can blogroll me since I’m on WordPress. My answer to that is a bevy of multi-colored question marks undulating above my head. I have no idea. If anyone out there is WordPress savvy and knows the answers to my blogging salvation, please – send help. And quickly.

In the meantime, since subscribing does nothing right now, I would suggest either following my RSS feed by clicking on that handy green RSS button under my header and to the right. Or, if you’re on Facebook, subscribe to my blog there!

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Ze Pendant Weener

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Aug 242009

This comment belonged to Aik who chose the Bunch o’ Balloons pendant. Thanks to everyone for playing!

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The Pendant Giveaway

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Aug 162009

dontcha wanna, wanna win one.

The last giveaway I had was the bathroom plaque contest I did way back in March or April, so I feel as though the time is nigh to rectify the fact that my blog is re-virginating itself to giveaways.

Since my pendants are brand new, I figured this would be a good way to maybe stir the buzz-pot and generate some excitement, because I (and mostly Henry) worked hard on them. And wearing art is pretty hot. I think Perez Hilton just dropped a blog joint about that. I even heard one of those Gossip Girl broads is starting a collection.

Hurry before one of those prissy celebutantes uses one of their six-inch Louboutin heels to grind this trend into the Red Bull-littered sidewalk outside of the Chateau Marmont faster than the Uggs faux-pas of 2003. Oh wait, they’re still wearing those things. Scarves in summer? Oh. Sorry, Kate Hudson.

Rules:

1. Check out the pendants in my shop to see if you even really want to win one. Keep in mind that we are continuously making more and there are plenty of different designs about to be served up. I’m just waiting for Henry to ding that bell.

2. If you still are dreaming of being A Very Big Winner, leave a comment saying something along the lines of “Hi I would like to enter, and I think you have pretty eyeballs.” Or you could omit that last part if schmoozing makes you diarrhea-prone. And please be sure to leave a valid email address where you can be reached.

3. Spread the word! If you retweet this on Twitter, post it on Facebook, link back to it from your blog, come back and let me know in another comment. Now, my math is pretty rusty, but I DO BELIEVE that gives you a BETTER chance of The Big Win.

4. The winning comment will be chosen using the generator on Random.org next Sunday, August 23rd at 9pm est. Winner chooses which pendant they want. (A few more examples can be found here.)

I like feeling like Santa Claus. The end.

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DRUMROLL

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Mar 272009

plaquewinner

And the winner of a custom bathroom plaque is:

Jen/jfer76!

Thanks to everyone who entered! I’ll have another contest soon, because contests are fun and make me feel like God. (Not really. I only feel like God when I wear a robe and shoot lightning bolts at people from my window.)

Also, I want to thank my friend Ally over at Onyx & Alabaster for blogging about me! It’s a real ego-swelling write-up so she’s my new bestie. Check out the rest of her blog; it will make your ring finger itch. Usually, after I look at her blog, I sit and stare at Henry in silence, diamond-less and with a droopy bottom lip. And then I think about how my only chance at nuptials at this point is to become a mail-order bride.

FUCK YOU, HENRY.

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