For weeks, I was all backed-up with blog posts and it was all, “I can’t wait until I churn these out & get caught up so I can go back to fucking off on here.”

Except that now it’s all, “I HAVE NOTHING TO WRITE! HOW WILL MY IMAGINARY READERS COPE?”

The problem is that I haven’t been doing much this week, which has been LOVELY. My friend Wendy lent me a book and I have actually had time to READ IT. You guys, I’m READING AGAIN! And it has been heavenly.

So to cap off my week of leisure, I will leave you with pictures of my current nail art, an homage to our own Henry.

When he saw his likeness on my thumbnail, Henry mimicked its exact expression without even trying. It was rich.

Then I came to work to find that Barb had bought Chooch a pair of gloves. Why’s everything gotta be for my kid? I WEAR GLOVES TOO.