Jan 242013

Me: “I was thinking again about having another baby.”

Henry, hesitantly: “Ok?”

Me: “But considering you’d be like, 50 when the baby is born, well, that’s just not fair to the baby. So I have a proposition for you.”

Henry: “……..”

Me: “You should let me have the baby with someone else.”

Henry: “How is that a proposition? What do I get out of it?”

Me: “You get to still be with me.”

Henry: “Can I have money instead?”

Considering my Baby Daddy is going to be filthy rich with old money, I don’t see why not.

  6 Responses to “A Conversation About Serious Life Matters”

  1. LOL! Do you really want another baby? Maybe the next one will absolutely love the camera, and you won’t have to pay for pictures of your own kid. :P You can dream, anyway!

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