Dec 162014
 

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This is about the time I went to The Mutter Museum. First, We went to Philly to visit our friends Terri and Christian. To get to the Mutter it took us 20 minutes from Terri and Christians house. We played Heads Up by Ellen DeGenerous  in the car. I won!

Next, We got to the city I saw the hockey stadium where the Flyers play I wanted to meet them so bad. They were playing the Carolina Hurricanes. Boo the Hurricanes. Go Flyers! I was so excited! I wanted to meet them so bad! If they lost I would die!

Last, We got to the Mutter. Me and Christian were pretty much partners the whole time. I went inside this What It Feels Like To Get Shot In The Arm machine and it was weird. Me and Christian were partners. Well not partners but I didn’t want to be with Terri, Goth Erin and Napkin Dispenser Forgetter. Goth Erin told me there were people making out. But I didn’t see them so I didn’t know. She was so mad because we were in a museum with gross stuff in it. They were making it even Grosser. Me and Christian saw Einstein’s Brain so I tried to see if I could see Math Answers.  Goth Erin saw drawers of everything Dumb People swallowed because  I don’t even know why people would swallow these thing. Screws, Nails, Toys, Pins, Buttons, Dentures and Teeth, Bones and that’s all I can remember. Goth Erin got sick after she saw a bunch of Eye diseases. Pink eye, Eye Cancer, Tumors, Beaten Up Eyes,  Big Eyes, and that’s is what I remember. Me and Goth Erin kept seeing Baby Weiners. Before we left we went to the gift shop. I got a Brown Liver Cell stuffed Microbe. He is so Cute his name is Sir_osis. I had a blast at the Mutter Museum!

Clearly, This about the time I went to the Mutter Museum in Philly.

PS. If you don’t know where the Mutter Museum is ask Siri. This is the response.

Sorry what is the Mutter Museum? If you want I can show every Eat n Park near you.

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  7 Responses to “Chooch Goes to the Mütter”

  1. Were there any giant hairballs removed from the stomachs of folks who chewed on their hair? ;)

  2. Those balls of hairs are called beazors and save you from poisoning according to Professor Snape. Very handy.

  3. I LOVE those microbes! I remember seeing them in the Science Center years ago. They just came out with a bedbug http://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/products/bedbug.html, which I think is super cute. I used to chew on my hair when it was longer. Great stress reliever.

  4. Here are the parts that made me laugh so bad:

    “Napkin Dispenser Forgetter

    Goth Erin told me there were people making out. But I didn’t see them so I didn’t know.

    Me and Christian saw Einstein’s Brain so I tried to see if I could see Math Answers.”

    I really must wonder what inside this museum inspired people to make out. Usually the movies is a good place to do that sort of thing, not a museum. I’m so confused. But I really enjoyed this documentation.

  5. I mean I guess I could see accidentally swallowing my own dentures when inhaling a plate of thanksgiving mashed potatoes, or not.

    I need to visit this place.

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