On my break today, I was looking at Warped Tour pictures (when aren’t I?) and I got really excited when I found this one (even though I’ve seen like 87 variations of it already)!
“Glenn, LOOK, OMG!” I cried, moving to the side so that he could see my computer screen.
“OK,” he mumbled dourly.
“I’m so excited!” I sighed with my hands on my chest.
“Why?” he asked snidely.
“Uh, because it’s BRADLEY SCOTT WALDEN from EMAROSA hanging UPSIDE DOWN FROM THE STAGE and I get to see him do that NEXT WEEK!” I answered angrily because WHY DOESN’T HE GET IT.
“OK,” he said again, and then his eyes disappeared from the top of his desk, signifying that he was done with this conversation.
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“I really gave Glenn a great opportunity to connect with me,” I whined to Amber1 later. “It could have been a real bonding moment.”
“Aw,” she said sympathetically. “Maybe next time you should talk about lawn mowing. That would probably work.”
UGH, JUST FORGET IT.
Glenn just doesn’t get it. That’s his loss.
“Maybe next time you should talk about lawn mowing. That would probably work.”
Yeah, or APPLIANCES.
If he doesn’t get it by now, then he has been extremely lax. Not paying attention at all. This is what happens when you focus your life on fucking appliances. BORING.
I bet you’re fun to work with.
I’m telling Glenn you said that! :)