Jul 10


Category: super dumb stories

On his back, he says, "That cloud looks like a mother cat and her kitten."

She blocks the sun with her flattened hand. "It looks like she’s suffocating it."

"Your hands, they’re falling all over me," she complains, tensing her body and shifting away from him.

He withdraws. "Have some more cherries," he offers, shaking the small basket.

"My stomach is turning."

He tosses the cherries over his head.

"You’re too close to me."

He slides further to his left, the kept-down grass springing slowly back to life between them, and mutters, "And oh, here comes the attitude."

"But I’m not even mad at you."

"Can I complicate your breathing?" he begs, studying her cherry-stained lips, her pale exposed neck.

"S’mother time," she mumbles, disappearing into the trees.


12 Comments so far

  1. Tuna Tar-Tart July 10th, 2008 6:21 pm

    Kind of looks like Henry!

  2. Bueno Mexicana July 10th, 2008 6:30 pm

    i love this story.

  3. Tuna Tar-Tart July 10th, 2008 6:32 pm

    I wonder if Vic and Jonny would, as well.

  4. MotherBonnie July 10th, 2008 10:44 pm

    This is clever like all of your stories are, yet so very different from the others. I read it three times. I love it.

  5. Tuna Tar-Tart July 11th, 2008 12:01 pm

    It means a lot to me that you like my stuff, MotherBonnie. I still wish I knew who you were!

  6. merrymerry July 10th, 2008 11:24 pm

    hello, awesomeness.

    my new favorite. simpler then porridge-thumb, but just as gratifying.


  7. Tuna Tar-Tart July 11th, 2008 12:02 pm

    I love you, Merry!

  8. Kell July 11th, 2008 3:22 pm


  9. Tuna Tar-Tart July 11th, 2008 8:13 pm

    I hope that’s a good damn?

  10. Leota July 11th, 2008 4:51 pm

    I like this. =)

  11. Tuna Tar-Tart July 11th, 2008 8:13 pm

    Thank you, I’m glad!

  12. Janna July 12th, 2008 12:37 pm

    Ha! I too like this little story. It definitely made me smile. =)

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