Oct 022013
 

Me: “Jonny Craig played here last night and I didn’t go on purpose.”

Chooch: “That’s good. You shouldn’t.”

Even still, I’m obsessed with his new solo album, OMG.

Ugh, I’d still let him put a ring on my finger, though.

Meanwhile, Chooch is in the middle of a quarrel with Henry and he just yelled, “I WISH CHRISTOFER DREW WAS MY DAD! HE WOULD TEACH ME MUSIC!!” (That would be pretty awkward for me if Chooch’s dad was Christofer Drew considering he’s only like…22 I think? So he’d have been some unmentionable age at the time of Chooch’s conception OMG vomit.)

Prior to Chooch’s outburst, Henry was only used to having someone scream, “I WISH [insert scene guy’s name] WAS MY BOYFRIEND AND NOT YOU”! Chooch is adding a whole new layer to Henry’s complex.

Christ. The names that get dropped in this house are so fucked up.

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Little Christofer Drew

  2 Responses to “The Upgrade”

  1. That picture of Chooch makes me giggle! Poor Henry. He must have so many complexes.

    • OMG, Chooch actually started crying really hard after he said that, too. Henry and I were like, “the FUCK?!” It was so weird, lol. I mentioned it to Chooch this morning and he started laughing hysterically about it. OK, Sybil.

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