My friendship with Andrea aka MrsEvils has been one of the best things to come from my membership in Etsy’s Dark Side. Not only is she the go-to girl for all things zombie, but she’s witty, pretty, and basically one of the coolest people I know. So when a box was received by my pants-less son yesterday (the mail man is pretty much unfazed by us anymore, doesn’t even flinch when he hears one or all of us screaming bloody murder), and I saw the My Pretty Zombie label on it, I wrenched it out of Chooch’s hands faster than Henry jerks off when he sees an F-16.
Inside was a Gogol Bordello CD to keep me all crazed during Blogathon, a horned rubber duck (Chooch confiscated that), and a tub of my favorite shade of eyeshadow from the new cosmetics line she’s launching. All of that alone would have been enough to appease me, but then she had to go and throw this into the mix:
MY VERY OWN MY PRETTY ZOMBIE! I have been coveting these ever since I first found her shop! Chooch tried to say it was meant for him and I was like, “Go get your own birthday, asshole.” I made the mistake of eating carrots and hummus while editing these photos and subsequently sent my gag reflex begging for mercy. I’m pretty sure that means Andrea has succeeded.
DON’T YOU WANT TO HOLD HER HAND!?
Chooch inspected her with complete unbridled awe, then murmured, “I wish she didn’t have any clothes on.”
Ugh. I love her so hard. AND SHE TALKS. My favorite thing she says is “L-O-L!” She is so my doll. Andrea, you are the raddest. I hope that someday we can sip champagne from straws together.
If you want to know more about Andrea, go read the feature I did on her last August! It’s totally worth the read.