“Are you ever going to ask me?”
“Yeah,” Henry said, completely immune to my nuptial nagging by now.
“Do you even know when?” I prodded, arms crossed in petulance.
His affirmative answer seemed steeped in honesty, inspiring me to probe deeper.
“Is it going to be sometime in 2011?”
Henry said yes, and I screamed, “OMG ARE YOU GOING TO PROPOSE AT WARPED TOUR?”
He gave me a “don’t be stupid” smirk.
“But that would be so perfect,” I whined.
“Yeah,” he scoffed. “For YOU.”
Um, isn’t that the point?
Then I asked him if he planned on asking my dad for my hand (lol) but Henry reminded me that after we’ve lived together for ten years and spawned a child from our mutual hatred, my dad probably couldn’t care less either way.
Maybe by the time Henry finally puts a ring on it, Jonny Craig’s career will have collapsed upon itself faster than his veins and I can snag him to sing at our reception on the cheap.
I love the saying “on the cheap”. It’s the best. WTF Henry – do Warped Tour…it’s what the lady wants!!!
I think it would be pretty apropos since he hates Warped Tour so much, haha!
A Warped Tour proposal would be sooooo kickass!
Henry’s so selfish! Just because it’s his LEAST favorite day of the year….lol.
I heard basicly any day is good for proposing so I think he really need not wait around and just Do IT!
I heard that proposals don’t have to be man-to-woman. I heard they can be woman-to-man, woman-to-woman, man-to-man, transgender-to….etc. Or then there’s the old mutual proposal of “fuck. looks like we have no legal recognition whatsoever if we’re common-law, I guess we might as well get it over and done with” (realizing that being common-law gives you absolutely no rights whatsoever = high romance). However, I have some weird crusty stuff in my ear, so maybe I heard wrong.
Common-law doesn’t exist in Pennsylvania anymore, whew!
I would absolutely never ask him. I’ve been so much of the pants-wearer for all these years, that I want to have that one girly moment, for Christ’s sake. I don’t know why that’s so arguable. :(
OMG If he proposed to you at Warped, I would have a newfound respect for that man.
Not that I didn’t have any to begin with. I don’t really have much of anything for him, since I don’t know him from Adam. But, yeah.
Well this was a pointless comment.