…but you can’t find it and Henry says, “It’s in the basement. I’ll get it tomorrow” and you’re like “WHY TOMORROW?! BECAUSE YOU’RE SCARED TO GO DOWN IN THE BASEMENT AT NEAR DARK??”
And he doesn’t answer.
And you’re too scared to go down in the basement at near dark.
So then you play Flashbeagle on YouTube and beat him the fuck up with your epileptic dance moves while intermittently scream-singing because Flashbeagle is fucking epic.
JOEY SCARBURY. And some broad.
My Saturday evening, you guys.
But also, there was ice cream!
Ice Cream Sandwich with Twinkie underneath. Ice cream tastes so much better when it’s Weight Watchers cheat day!
Churn might be my new favorite ice cream spot. Thank god it’s kind of a hike because this could be dangerous.