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Dec 152007

A Google search for “sewing-up-her-vagina” brings up my blog in a very respectable number two position. I cheer.

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monday morsels
Hey from Pittsburgh. Today was actually quite action-packed as far as neighborhood dramzzzz goes but I will save that for maybe tomorrow because your girl’s gonna need more brain power as this will require some backstory for your reading pleasure. So, for today, I’m just checking in with some quick updates: CLIFF THE PLUMBER showed […]
Friday Frights (5)
A short one because this has been the opposite of a short week. 1. The Corey Show My bro Corey and I are avid Michael Myers simps and so obviously had to go to the theater to see the new Halloween which is also allegedly the last of the franchise (hmph we’ll see). We went […]
Friday Five, 2 Weeks in a Row: THAT IS WHAT YOU CALL A STREAK
Hi. Let’s get it. Chooch: Driving my car and driving me crazy. After Chooch turned 16, I thought he would be hounding us to drive but, aside from casually pissng around with the online permit practice test while standing in line for roller coasters, he kind of just dropped it. Something happened at the pie […]
Friday Five is Alive
Yo when was the last time we sat down and had a good old fashioned Friday Fiver? Legit can’t remember. But if someone asks you this tomorrow, you can say, “Hey guy, it was just yesterday!” The Witch of Pioneer Have I mentioned lately how much I truly hate HNC’s wife? She is actually the […]
A little bit of everything left over from June.
Hey ‘sup guys. Here’s a little dump of pictures and things. I’ve been feeling so uninspired lately and lethargic, which I’m sure has nothing to do with NEWS FATIGUE. I know I’m not alone when I saw that what I really really want is to lay prone in a cool, dark room for several days […]
Saturday Soundbytes
Except without the sound. Just a quick bulleted run-down from the past week. Chooch made Henry go to Walmart in search of the Stranger Things / Surfer Boy pizza. I have…feelings…about Walmart so I hung back, but Henry actually came home with good stuff! (Sorry, this is only surprising to me because I associate Walmart […]
Cedar Point Sunday
Yo, just when you thought I forgot to recap the second day of our recent-ish Cedar Point weekend, here I come peeing on your parade! We’ll do it bullet point-style though and maybe that will make it better. First, I was so nervous because as pass holders, we get early entry, BUT since we had […]
May Photo Dumparoo
Hey Sally, sick of amusement park recaps? WELL TOO BAD. J/K, you get a reprieve for today and instead we will look at pictures that have been piling up on my phone. I bought this velvet capelet thingie from Unlogical Poem and wore it TO WORK (still feels weird typing that!) on Tuesday. I felt […]
Friday Frivolous Fives
This week was one of the slowest weeks I’ve experienced in forever. I kept thinking it was the next day, almost every day. Maybe it’s because I went into the office twice, I dunno, but yesterday in the office felt like the longest work day since before the pandemic. Megan said it was because we […]
Friday 5: What a thrill.
It’s Friday. I haven’t done a “5” in a while. Here’s an amusement park palate-cleanser: Troop Beverly Hills, what a thrill. After all of my HENRY HAS NEVER SEEN TROOP BEVERLY HILLS / HENRY IS NOW WATCHING TROOP BEVERLY HILLS / HENRY THOUGHT TROOP BEVERLY HILLS WAS ‘NOT BAD’ Internet postings a few weeks ago, […]
A Life Recap on Friday: Satanic circles, Slaps, Simons, etc.
I don’t know* if I have five things for today and I don’t feel like counting, so I’m using bulletpoints and you can’t stop me. *(or, as I word nearly every note I leave at work: IT IS UNCLEAR TO ME….) Have I mentioned that Henry was fixing some vent cover issue that Janna was […]
A Snowy Saturday in March 2022
This was supposed to be a Friday Five but my blog broke and wouldn’t allow me to upload the pictures I wanted to add so I had to wait for my IT Team (see also: Henry) to investigate and troubleshoot only to concede and call WordPress or whoever, I dunno who he called, but when […]
Plastic Caskets, Ding Dong Ditch, 50 Cent Bunnies, & More!
I took the day off today. I have a dentist appointment late this afternoon and was originally just going to ask to leave early for it, but then my internal Mental Health spokesperson was like, “Yo, you need a day off. Take the whole day.” So I did. Before I fucking blow a gasket. I […]
Friday Five: Feisty Females
I dunno why, but I hate the word “female,” yet here we are, being hypocritical for the sake of alliteration. What is my life. In today’s dumb Friday Five edition, I want to share some of my current fave Kpop girl groups that have been helping me reach my morning goal of 6,000 steps before […]
Trivial Tuesday Things
I used to talk on the phone with friends all the time and now no one calls each other and if they do, we’re put in panic mode because a PHONE CALL is never good. I hate that. And like right now I have all of this nervous WWIII????? energy and back in the day, […]
Friday Five: Fab 80s Fitness Edition
Hi hello hey ho ho ho! I thought that maybe it could be fun to a round-up of some of my favorite 80s walking workouts for today’s FRIDAY FIVE. Mostly because three of my go-to YouTube fitness channels uploaded one in the last two weeks, totally randomly. And I don’t know about you but I […]
An Icy Friday Five
Hello from an ice-encrusted Pittsburgh. Due to winter sucking, Henry’s job actually let everyone stay home today and Chooch got to do school remotely (COVID ruined snow days lol). Anyway, as you can imagine this has not been contributing to a calm and balanced work environment for me. It’s bad enough I have to spend […]
Thursday Evening Positivity
Hello from Valentine Hell! Just kidding, I love our greeting card business! I’m sitting here waiting for my cue to help with packaging etc and I am feeling v. restless so I figured, hey I will hop onto the Blog and say hello to my…fans. Lolololol. I feel like I have been a big downer […]
5 Things I Found In the Attic
For this installment of Friday Five, here are five things I found in the attic several weekends ago when we were cleaning it out only to never return because it has been too fucking cold. A Whole Bunch of Australian Boarding Passes, etc. First of all? Literally do not remember my flights being on Air […]
Henry’s Five Favorite Books of 2021
Omg for this edition of Friday Fives, Henry is visiting to tell us about his fave reads of the year! Which* means he will tell me a botched title and then I will try to coax some descriptive words from him while he’s cooking shit for tomorrow’s Christmas dinner and then I’ll do all the […]

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