Apr 092011
 

After I broke up with my boyfriend for Henry in 2001, one of the last things he said to me was, “Have fun drinking IC Light and listening to country music.”

I’m assuming he was trying to insinuate that Henry is white trash, his only basis being that Henry is fourteen years older than me.

In these last ten years, I have not once brought an IC Light up to my lips (I’m a wino), and last I checked, there are no country bands playing at Warped Tour.

Nice try.

[It is not the opinion of this blog’s writer that the enjoyment of either of these things, separate or in tandem, makes the person partaking in such “white trash.”]

  2 Responses to “A Random Memory”

  1. So…my random memory of my ex was him saying “if you ever get fat I will put you on a treadmill and dangle a snickers in front of your face”. f you dude. To this day, I maintain that he really is gay.

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