Jan 302008
 

I grabbed a frozen vegetarian sausage out of the freezer to take to work.

Holding it limply in my hand, it’s a nice long tube of faux-meat with impressive girth, I asked Henry, "What else can I take with this?"

"Lubricant."

Good answer.

  5 Responses to “Obvious Punchlines”

  1. that WAS pretty good.

    every now and then… he has his moments.

  2. it has a flavor.

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