The other day, I gave you the opportunity to shoot some questions at Henry. Facebook really came through with some good ones, so this is going to have to be split into parts, otherwise Henry will flip out about having to talk to me for me too long. So here are the first 5 questions!
Misty’s question is threefold: I want to know who he thinks is the hottest on Jersey Shore: Mike, Vinny, or Pauly D.
Henry, no hesitation: Pauly D.
Also, does he have any strange fears nobody knows about? (balloons, hair brush hair etc.) He probably won’t tell you but you never know.
Henry, making all kinds of confused and constipated faces: Strange fears? I don’t know! Getting cut by metal scares me.
[Pretty sure we covered that already at some point, so good job Henry.]
And also, If he could retire today and spend his life doing manly man activities what would he choose to do?
Henry: Manly man activities? Do you have to go with me?
Erin: Maybe to watch.
Henry, tapping his fingers and then getting distracted by Friends.
[Now we are both distracted by Friends.]
Henry, 2 hours later: I don’t know. I think I would travel and maybe go fishing.
Erin: Fishing for a new girl to not-propose to?
My old school* bud Liz asks: I’d love to hear Henry wax poetic on the Kardashian clan. Who is his fave?
*(Not “old school” in the sense that she slinks around in Adidas tracksuits and Kangol hats with a boombox on her shoulder, but in that I’ve known her since 6th grade.)
Henry, with a crinkled nose and agitated squeal to his tone: I don’t know! I don’t even like the Kardashians! None of them!
[But he’d sure bang any of them in a pinch.]
Terry from Twitter has a burning curiosity: Name two things you love and two things you hate about @ohhonestlyerin?
Henry, using the aid of a toothpick to think: Why does it have to be TWO things I love? [Staring at me for several icy seconds with hate and disdain]
[Still thinking and staring miserably into his grim future. This is obviously a Very Hard One.]
Henry, realizing the faster he answers, the faster it’s over: Two things I love would be sense of humor & sex.
[Fantastic, now everyone knows my Virgin Mary qualities are bogus.]
Henry, on a roll now: Two things I hate are her semi-self-centeredness [Lies.] and that voice she just used.
[I don’t like this game anymore.]
Andrea and Alyson could both kill to know more about the now-infamous Ted Nugent concert.
Answers are in video-form!
Bill of Funny Accent Land inquires: I would like to know which episode of Degrassi is Henry’s favorite.
Henry, laughing in disgust: I don’t HAVE any favorite episodes.
Erin: Not even the one where Paige gets raped by the frat boy? Is that what they’re called in Canada?
Henry: What? Which one is that?
Erin: Well, it’s the one where Paige gets raped by the frat boy.
Henry, pretending like he remembers: Oh. No. I don’t know, I never pay attention to it!
Erin: Then why did you cry when Jimmy got capped?!
Henry: I did not cry.
More answers later!
It’s amazing he answered any at all after I fake-broke up with him Friday morning and caused him all kinds of duress.