Henry was pillaging through Chooch’s bag of Easter candy from his class party and unearthed a bag of Jesus Promise Seeds. We both had this “Is time totally standing still for you, too?” moment before I started loudly laughing and snatched it from him.
Scripture Candy, are you kidding me!? This is beyond fantastic! I love candy, but I love clever candy even more. Went to their website and the selection is incredible. Jesus candy for every holiday! I’m totally buying this shit in bulk to send out with my non compos card orders and maybe to pass out on the trolley so I’ll fit in more.
Obviously I’ll keep some in a bowl on my desk at work, too. Maybe even in an urn.
I just learned yesterday that I’ve been using the word “macaronic” incorrectly. Apparently, it means:
adjective1.composed of or characterized by Latin words mixed with vernacular words or non-Latin words given Latin endings.2.composed of a mixture of languages.3.mixed; jumbled.
“Your cock tastes macaronic today. No, don’t wash it! It’s good, I like it.”or“Baby, please. All my ex-boyfriends’ weeners are macaronic compared to your XXL conchiglie, big guy.”