Urgent. Will die without reading.
- 15:17 Oh thank fuck, I won the ebay auction for a Canadian-made gas mask. CLOSE ONE. #
- 20:10 Coming home to the Chiodos re-issue and a Lubitel temporarily made me hate life a little less. But tomorrow’s a new day!!! #
- 11:12 I want a nanny for xmas. Or my own apartment where I can live alone. I might even consider a jail cell. #
- 15:23 According to a one “Hammerin’ Hank,” I am a bitch of the highest order. And he disagrees with the title of my blog. #
- 21:39 twitpic.com/iozy – “Ma, I color’d yous a pitchur oh yes I did” #
- 21:47 twitpic.com/ip1b – “I sell this on Etsy now, mommy?” #
- 15:10 Just the other day, I wrote in my diary how I couldn’t wait to drive to work in a snowstorm. My diary, the genie. #
- 19:12 Me: “I like creepy stuff.” My boss, double-fisting the sarcasm: “Orly? Because I couldn’t tell.” #
- 09:07 Sitting next to my son as he wails I HAVE THAT??? I HAVE THAT! HERE PLZ at every commercial on Nickelodeon is better than breakfast. #
- 09:11 YES CHOOCH you can have the Hannah Montana Stylin’ Head. I’ll even throw in a training bra, I’m so nice. #
- 11:28 Thank you, Jerry Maguire, for lassoing my child’s attention long enough for my stress level to drop a point. #
- 11:32 Thank you, Jerry Maguire, for teaching my son to chant I’M FUCKED. #
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