Me: “I was thinking again about having another baby.”
Henry, hesitantly: “Ok?”
Me: “But considering you’d be like, 50 when the baby is born, well, that’s just not fair to the baby. So I have a proposition for you.”
Me: “You should let me have the baby with someone else.”
Henry: “How is that a proposition? What do I get out of it?”
Me: “You get to still be with me.”
Henry: “Can I have money instead?”
Considering my Baby Daddy is going to be filthy rich with old money, I don’t see why not.