On my way to work today, one of the G-Dragon fan accounts I follow on Instagram (DON’T JUDGE) posted this snip of GD laughing from the last Run BIGBANG Scout episode (which was so adorable, btw, and I cried) and it just instantly cheered me up. HIS FACE!
Of course the first thing I did when I got to work was squeal, “DO YOU WANT TO SEE THE CUTEST THING EVER?!” to Glenn, who is the worst audience for these types of inquiries but I’ll never learn.
“Is it puppies or kittens?” he mumbled, not looking up from whatever riveting thing he had on his computer screen. PROBABLY SOME COMMENT SECTION SINCE HE’S A TROLL.
“NO EVEN BETTER IT’S G-DRAGON LAUGHING OMG,” I wheezed, shoving my phone at him.
He only glanced at it and then sighed, closing his eyes in defeat.
“LOOK AT HIM, GLENN!” I yelled.
“I did! I looked once. That’s enough,” he said, resuming his boring, American day.
Later, I was talking to Lori about this and first, she asked me when I’m ever going to learn, but then she asked me when the G-Dragon concert is and I told her July 30.
“I can’t believe I’m going to see his face in real life,” I said all dreamily with googly eyes just like girls did in the 50s when they talked about cute soda jerks or whatever.
“We should make a countdown calendar,” Lori suggested. “I’m going to make one.”
This of course got me all wound up and I excitedly told Glenn and Amber.
“Why do you encourage her?” Glenn asked Lori, while I was busy making Diabolical Finger Steeples at him.
I’m going to make a sparkly dragon to move along all the squares of the countdown calendar!
Sandy overheard this and called out from her office, “How long until the concert?”
“TWO MONTHS AND FIVE DAYS!” I shouted across the floor.
I couldn’t see Sandy from my desk but I bet she was probably repeatedly slamming her hand in a desk drawer at the thought of two more months of G-Dragon anticipation.
And then I told Amber about how Glenn didn’t have the appropriate response to the G-Dragon Laughing video.
“Well she hyped it up as the cutest thing in the world,” Glenn defensively said to Amber.
“Was it?” she asked.
“No!” he said.
Maybe if I post it in a comment section….