Urgent. Will die without reading.
- 16:36 If cheese curds ever had to go on trial, I’d make the best defense attorney. If you ignore the fact that I have no degree. #
- 18:35 I guess I’m never comfortable. #
- 19:00 Somehow, someway, Tina and I are arguing about the actor Robert Conrad being hot or not. #
- 19:02 Apparently, I never should have mentioned Battle of the Network Stars. #
- 20:48 Plants make me sick. Get your own fucking water.#
- 09:00 Chooch hurt his head on building block. We spent the next 15 min doing what any reasonable ppl would: sodomizng it, calling it bastard. #
- 15:50 Ten years since the best summer of my life. Still basically the same girl, except now I wear a bra. Every day. #
- 16:10 If I had a city, it would definately be built on cash & swagger. #
- 18:17 Its been a long time since I’ve yodeled. #
- 18:19 I just noticed that somewhere along the way, I lost several yards of the flesh drapes that hung from my chin. #
- 18:39 Tonight I learned that Tina is a pediatric authority. Need baby advice? GO ASK TINA. #
- 21:05 I’m not doing anything right now, but i can tell you with utmost honesty that on August 23 i will BE DYING. IN THE BEST WAY.#
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