Oct 12

Operation Dress Acquisition: COMPLETE

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Henry must really love me because he won this super fly fucking phenomenal piece of 1980’s shit for me on Ebay. He must have known that the production of my thirtieth birthday party would certainly have to be halted if I didn’t have the perfect prom dress to wear. I feel like this dress needs to send a telegram to Uggs, demanding its name back. The only way it could be any uglier (aside from the fact that it will have a one Erin Appledale sausaged into it) would be if I wore it WITH Uggs.Seriously, someone originally paid $230 for this slipshod collage of metallic taffeta and lace.


Yes, my birthday is in July and yes planning has already begun. It is going to be big because I’m tired of having sad and pathetic birthdays and everyone is invited. There will be tombstone cookies! THERE WILL BE (MIGHT BE) A PHOTO BOOTH! THERE WILL BE BLOOD!


16 Comments so far

  1. buenomexicana October 13th, 2008 8:28 am

    good work henry!

    your party will OWN!

  2. Tuna Tar-Tart October 13th, 2008 10:49 pm

    even if my party sucks, at least i can participate in the Fugly Dress Parade.

  3. Pynk October 13th, 2008 12:00 pm

    Andie and Ducky!!!

    That is some dress! Cannot wait to hear about the plans!

  4. Tuna Tar-Tart October 13th, 2008 10:50 pm

    You should try to come!!

  5. Pynk October 14th, 2008 4:41 am

    You know, Pittsburgh isn’t that far away and it would be summer. Stranger things have happened :)

  6. jfer76 October 13th, 2008 3:10 pm

    I totally want to come to your party!

  7. Tuna Tar-Tart October 13th, 2008 10:50 pm

    You’re invited!

  8. kate October 13th, 2008 11:45 pm

    30 is the new 21. srsly.

    i am having a huge 30th bday bash in may. i figure i’m too old to care if it’s inappropriate at this point.

  9. Tuna Tar-Tart October 14th, 2008 8:45 pm

    It really is the new 21. I was too busy being depressed and angsty to have a proper sweet sixteen or debacherous 21st (but for some reason I celebrated the shit out of 19) so I’m doing this one up big-like!

  10. Francesco October 14th, 2008 10:12 am

    I am borrowing this when you are done with it

  11. Tuna Tar-Tart October 14th, 2008 8:45 pm

    You should totally come to the party! Next July or August! Plenty of time to plan!

  12. Francesco October 14th, 2008 8:59 pm

    haha for real?

  13. Tuna Tar-Tart October 15th, 2008 10:52 am

    For real!

  14. Francesco October 15th, 2008 11:10 am

    I warn you; I might actually do it! It’s easy to get from toronto to pittsburgh.

    oh my god

    I will pinch chooch’s cheeks and accost henry for your amusement

  15. kara October 14th, 2008 2:58 pm

    I think I am going to have nightmares about this dress tonight. I will be very jealous in these nightmares because that dress is freaking awesome!!

  16. Tuna Tar-Tart October 14th, 2008 8:46 pm

    i can think of so many other things to use it for too, so that spells GOOD INVESTMENT!

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