Urgent. Will die without reading.

• 17:50 If you take my son’s word for it, I’m a “cookie cake asshole.” #
• 17:53 I want to have a party where everyone sits with an afghan and quietly reads a book. Janna’d come early to that one. #
• 19:13 Um. I was talking about last season’s SYTYCD and actually choked up. The worst part? It was in front of Henry. #
• 13:00 I think I suffered slight brain damage or I really am losing it. I find myself unable to remember the spelling of simple words. #
• 13:01 The sad part is that I don’t even care anymore. Its high time I start acting like the high school dropout I am. Spelling, who needs it? #
• 19:05 my strategy of purposely oversizing photos on my blog backfired. I’m left w/ no new layout & a blog that looks designed by a 5yo. #

• 01:27 Half drunk on wine with Henry braiding my hair. #
• 16:06 I apparently made the wrong choice back in 2004. #
• 16:15 sometimes friendships need put out of their misery. wish i had a shotgun. #
• 17:25 20 19 & 4: numbers that make me sad. #
• 18:39 Chooch calls me Lady Gaga. I’m oddly pleased. #
• 18:50 If only Henry could use his talent with turnips to generate more income. #
• 19:10 Just played Candyland with Chooch for the first time. What word is one degree up from “frustrating”? Because that’s what it was like. #
• 19:11 Like if “frustrating” had sex with “impatient’ while “aggravating” watched. #
• 19:13 At one point, I admitted that I no longer cared what Chooch did with his gamepiece, as long as I won. Henry was disappointed in me. #
• 21:48 I don’t predict I’ll be making a career of Spades. #
• 00:21 I guess I should edit the Etsy descriptions I wrote while drunk. #
• 01:16 Just watched the Firefighter Physical Ability Exam. I love cable access. #
• 01:20 Henry lingered on MTV long enough to watch previews for the next episode of The City. & then tried to say he thought he had it on Spike. #

• 11:58 I think I got Henry addicted to mumblecore. #
• 16:19 Stuck in a conversation prison with a McDonald’s employee as she sweeps Playland. Bitch can’t u see I’m trying to eat a salad? #
• 16:29 Chooch is playing it up with an autistic kid and its kind of warming my heart, ok? #
• 17:43 Target has FunSlides! Now I just need carpet. #
• 18:12 Oh, the Steelers are playing today? I hadn’t heard. #
• 18:13 Go Chargers! (Henry just said, “and then u wonder why u have no friends.”) #
• 00:31 Trying to have a convo with Henry but he’s too engrossed in “Bromance.” #
• 10:43 Henry saves the day so often that Chris Conley should write a song about him. #

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