Jan 122009
 

Urgent. Will die without reading.

  • 17:50 If you take my son’s word for it, I’m a “cookie cake asshole.” #
  • 17:53 I want to have a party where everyone sits with an afghan and quietly reads a book. Janna’d come early to that one. #
  • 19:13 Um. I was talking about last season’s SYTYCD and actually choked up. The worst part? It was in front of Henry. #
  • 13:00 I think I suffered slight brain damage or I really am losing it. I find myself unable to remember the spelling of simple words. #
  • 13:01 The sad part is that I don’t even care anymore. Its high time I start acting like the high school dropout I am. Spelling, who needs it? #
  • 19:05 my strategy of purposely oversizing photos on my blog backfired. I’m left w/ no new layout & a blog that looks designed by a 5yo. #

  • 01:27 Half drunk on wine with Henry braiding my hair. #
  • 16:06 I apparently made the wrong choice back in 2004. #
  • 16:15 sometimes friendships need put out of their misery. wish i had a shotgun. #
  • 17:25 20 19 & 4: numbers that make me sad. #
  • 18:39 Chooch calls me Lady Gaga. I’m oddly pleased. #
  • 18:50 If only Henry could use his talent with turnips to generate more income. #
  • 19:10 Just played Candyland with Chooch for the first time. What word is one degree up from “frustrating”? Because that’s what it was like. #
  • 19:11 Like if “frustrating” had sex with “impatient’ while “aggravating” watched. #
  • 19:13 At one point, I admitted that I no longer cared what Chooch did with his gamepiece, as long as I won. Henry was disappointed in me. #
  • 21:48 I don’t predict I’ll be making a career of Spades. #
  • 00:21 I guess I should edit the Etsy descriptions I wrote while drunk. #
  • 01:16 Just watched the Firefighter Physical Ability Exam. I love cable access. #
  • 01:20 Henry lingered on MTV long enough to watch previews for the next episode of The City. & then tried to say he thought he had it on Spike. #

  • 11:58 I think I got Henry addicted to mumblecore. #
  • 16:19 Stuck in a conversation prison with a McDonald’s employee as she sweeps Playland. Bitch can’t u see I’m trying to eat a salad? #
  • 16:29 Chooch is playing it up with an autistic kid and its kind of warming my heart, ok? #
  • 17:43 Target has FunSlides! Now I just need carpet. #
  • 18:12 Oh, the Steelers are playing today? I hadn’t heard. #
  • 18:13 Go Chargers! (Henry just said, “and then u wonder why u have no friends.”) #
  • 00:31 Trying to have a convo with Henry but he’s too engrossed in “Bromance.” #
  • 10:43 Henry saves the day so often that Chris Conley should write a song about him. #

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  5 Responses to “I was told PPL who post tweets on blogs have no lives”

  1. haha! screw the steelers.

    love the std reference. AND- the new header. <3

    • Thanks! Now if Henry will only make me a better layout. I’ve been stuck with this one for over a year and I hate it but do not have the patience to learn to code.

      This was supposed to be temporary until he made a better one. I cringe every time I have to see it!

    • blasphemy!! you’re dead to me mexicana

  2. Mumblecore, eh? What movie got Henry hooked?

    • I still don’t think he really likes it all that much, but after pestering him for nearly two years, I finally got him to watch The Puffy Chair and he laughed out loud a few times.

      I will watch anything that has Duplass in the credits.

      Also, Greta Gerwig.

      Mumblecore is a close second to horror in my heart.

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