Just imagine how GORGEOUS these songs will sound when I’m DRUNK!
My favorite part was when Alisha cowered in a corner and then tried to kill herself by swallowing a deflated balloon.
I should reacquaint myself with these songs before I go all balls out and hit record on my first try. I totally only knew the “Ladies night” parts. I winged the rest. AND I BET YOU COULDN’T EVEN TELL!
Blake just said, “Oh father, thank you so much for bringing me over here tonight so I could witness the next American Idol!”
Tip: Turn your volume down. Down more. Further. All the way.
Oops, perhaps I should have prefaced with that. Oh well.